For You To Ponder!

Do you know the saddest quote said by the funniest man ever born on this planet?

" I always like walking in the rain so no one can see me crying" ~~~~ Charlie Chaplin~~~~

MAD ABOUT MAN?

The spirit of Yuletide season is in the air! People are giving gifts to their lover, friends, and family.Haven’t you wonder about man about giving presents that someone could think about.

If your man gives you a sucky gift, it doesn’t mean he’s not in love with you. He may just be a man.

He rings the doorbell with a Christmas present in hand. Too big to be a diamond ring, to small to be a mickey pillow. You tear at the paper to uncover…..a stuffed monkey that dances the Christmas carol in a bikini. You smile and wonder, what would baby Jesus do if I slap him with his dancing monkey?
Before you do, consider this: Based upon my research…< char! >

• Experts claim that some men just don’t “get” giving. According to Eileen Fisher, Ph. D., associate professor of marketing at York University in Toronto, that’s a personality trait called “other orientation” which people with this trait devote time and effort in buying gifts to show they care, “she says. The dilemma is men are less likely than women to possess this “ other orientation”

• Chances are Mom done him wrong, she probably dragged his sisters out to choose gifts for their friends, says Dr. Fisher, but in his case did the choosing for him – leaving his free to dig up worms in the backyard. Worst case scenario- you get worms for Christmas.

• Men spend big, if badly. Guys shop at the last minute and spend less time doing it, Dr. Fisher says, on the bright side, they dole out more dough per gift than women do, which is useful during post holiday sales.”
This dancing monkey has mysteriously lost all of its stuffing. You kept the receipt, right? “

The Craziest things I’ve done

Well hello everyone! I'm a little free so I guess I'll share my thoughts of the things I have done quiet sometime now or just in the past. Things are going pretty much stark crazy and yet worth remembering cause it made me smile and ease boredom. So, here I go…

1. Climbed a guava tree and fall on the ground.

2.. Said “I love you’ and meant it - of course, I have never said it and not meant it, I sometimes think it would be easier if I wasn't so damned determined to be honest

3. hugged a tree - I might have leant against one and just happened to have my arms stretched out.

4. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise.

5. Walked the stairway of Mt. Hibok hibok in Camiguin and get fainted at the top.

6. Ride on the bus without knowing where I was going.

7. Watched a meteor shower but it was not meteor but rain.

8. Got drunk on red wine.

9. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope.

10. Had a food fight - sounds like hideous rugby boy behaviour.

11. Screamed as loudly because of cockroach.

12. Seen a lunar eclipse.

13. Ride a horror train and screamed all might.

14. Actually felt happy about my life, even for just a moment.

15. Taken care of someone who was drunk.

16. Watched dolphins at sea, many of them.

17. Midnight walks on the beach.

18. Ride a horse, someone was with me.

19. Sung karaoke – my secret vice.

20. Got flowers for no reason – well, I guess they just thought I was worth it.

21. Performed on stage – not for a long time.

22. Pretended to be "sick”.

23. Saved someone's life and turn out I was the one being rescued.

24. Fainted in public due to stomachache.

25. Broken someone’s heart - oh yes, a few times but they all got over it